This was my craigslist post. I’m posting on here because craigslist deletes after a few weeks and I want to keep it for memories sake.
Check out this awesome shindig:
ZOMG this location is the shitzz. 10 minutes away from Stanford and 10 minutes away from Google, because we all about higher education and professional work experience up in huurrr. 15 minutes from the clubs when you want to get your drink on and do some mackin’ playa.
We are subletting the living room for $600 a month.
Easy access to fridge — NOM NOM!! Yummy!
Big windows — WHATSUP NEIGHBORS??
Utilities included. What? Hot water and electricity? You bet your nomadic ass. Call now and we’ll throw in internet.
You’d be living with two awesome roommates. We got college degrees and six packs and shit. That’s whassup. I hope it’s not a problem when we got lots of Asian girls coming over.
Yeah? Digging it? Thought so. What we’re looking for in YOU:
1. Clean - and I don’t want to hear “generally clean” or “moderately clean” I want you to be like Alfred in Batman.
2. Pay up - we don’t want to be chasing after your broke ass
Aite, hit me up
We’re just kidding, we’re actually just two very quiet and nice guys. Jason went to Stanford, works at Google Legal, and applying to Law School. My name is Michael, went to NYU, work at Google Finance, and applying to Business Schools. We’re nice respectable roommates.
But we still want someone clean.